Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
Just. Listen. [x]
i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.
HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
steve makes bucky these signs and forces him to hold them whenever he starts doubting himself
It’s fourteen years of research, and nothing to show for it. Except maybe this. Spider-man.
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
girls are awesome